Lazy girl

We were both spending money on rent, beer and disgusting food, so we had to make money first. We did that by working for the British Council, as language assistants in Northamptonshire schools. The only thing I can say about this sweet experiment is that the Pink Floyd line "We don't need no education" has been very well received in this part of the kingdom. At first, I thought the fact they all had uniforms made them schoolboys and schoolgirls more keen on learning and behaving properly. That's bullcrap. The list of adjectives that applies to them pupils covers the All Trash Dictionnary from letter A to letter Z.
One more thing: girls are worse than boys. A lot worse.

It's half past ten and i'm still in my bed
A billion dreams still inside my head
I must find a reason to get up this morning
I must go to school, that's what my mother says
But then in school it looks like trouble to me
They talk of things that look all shitty to me

They say "we'll teach you something, that gives you skills for life"
I say they'd better try to make my dog skate on ice
For when it comes to living i only know one saying
We all get fat and old and we're all going to die

It's half past ten and i'm still in my bed
A billion dreams still inside my head
I must find a reason to get up this morning
I must go to school, that's what my mother says
But then in school it looks like trouble to me
They talk of things that never happen to me

She says it's pretty useful to speak german and french
"If you meet one of them you'll find it so handy"
But then dear Mrs Froggy, as blind as i can be
I've never seen any turning up in Corby

It's half past ten and i'm still in my bed
A billion dreams still inside my head
I must find a reason to get up this morning
I must go to school, that's what my mother says
But then in school it looks like trouble to me
They talk of things that look all shitty to me

I've come to this conclusion, let's talk of resolution
I just can't spend my life in front of the TV
I guess it's time for me to move my candy ass
To dive into my bath and stay in there for the day